i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”
I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT
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(Reblogged from sparkwolf)
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
Unknown (via unplesant)
(Source: another-troubled-soul)
love my phone cover so much omg
is that a jack wills duvet
Rosemary Infused Mulberry Prosseco
(Source: f-uck3rs)
Anything but the truth.
Overnight oats parfait layered with raspberry soft serve and nectarine :)
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